so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
with a period, end of story.
perhaps you’re just marrying a norman
I will never not reblog this
If you find that this video is making the rounds and I have not reblogged it, contact the local authorities because I am most likely dead and my Tumblr is being updated by an impostor.
"One Man, One Lord, One Faith, One Baptism, Two Nunchucks."
up in the air like Mary Lou Retton